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I have literally nothing to say about Justin Bieber's just-released commercial for his fragrance Someday. (Scroll down to see it.) But Twitter has a lot to say. Let's look at the Someday fever running through the land.
• "Justin Bieber's fragrance commercial is out. I just had a douche chill run through my inner being."
• "Bieber's perfume commercial has already made the beliebers all wet, including guys. true story."
• "I'm so weird, I keep watching the Justin Bieber Someday commercial over & over again… Imagining I'm the girl in the video."
• "LMFAO AT JUSTIN BIEBER'S PERFUME COMMERCIAL. WHAT DA FUQ IS THIS."
• "OMG, the Bieber perfume commercial is strangely disturbing."
• "the #someday commercial is the best commercial I've ever seen. I wouldn't mind to watch it over and over..and OVER."
• "@justinbieber if i spray Someday on my neck, will you come and smell me like you did in the commercial?"
• "ummm can I call dibs on being the girl in your commercial for your next womens perfume????"
• "wow the commercial for SOMEDAY is haaaawt!!"
• "dear #someday commercial creators, we r expecting to fly in heaven with @justinbieber everytime we spray this product. sincerely, beliebers."
• "just watched @justinbieber's someday commercial haha he looks like he wants to laugh but cant lol."
• "U hav GOT 2 b kidding."
• "@justinbieber to be honest I thought the #someday commercial was a little bit confusing 🙂 But I love u anyway!" 

McDonald's, which last week again defended itself from doctors' and parents' accusations that it makes kids fat, is out with timely new commercials that are notable mostly for not sending shivers down our spines. Created by Leo Burnett in Chicago (with production houses Kompost and Duck), the elaborately detailed 3-D cartoons subtly cast the brand's Happy Meals as not just fun but healthful and wholesome to boot. In an upbeat, honky-tonk spot, a twig-like young girl named Suzy van Zoom is so famished after tearing around burning calories on her new two-wheeled bicycle that she descends upon the local McDonald's franchise to fuel up. (She's accompanied, of course, by a stampede of equally hungry animal friends that she picked up while zipping through the zoo—perhaps inviting accusations from PETA that McDonald's makes penguins fat, too.) In a second, more mawkish ad (posted after the jump), a bird nests her young in what turns out to be one of the iconic boxes the Happy Meals come in. Whether or not the naturalistic, feel-good tone of these animations misleads youth toward obesity, it's safe to say any child who opens up a Happy Meal to find nothing but yogurt, apple slices, and feathers is going to be pretty pissed off.