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GSD&M has snagged Betty White to front AARP's new campaign telling our seniors to "get over it" and join the retirement organization, even though it might make them feel old. They had her do a wacky telethon spot back in May. But these new spots, which focus more on how you can be old and still get the most out of life, are far better. In one spot, Betty prank calls a bunch of people for the eff of it. Unlike your usual prank calls made by 15-year-old boys and referencing genitalia, Betty plays off the perception of old people as dotty and confused and comes across as a lovable troublemaker. In a second spot (after the jump), she objectifies a young hunk as he washes her Mercedes-Benz Gullwing. (We know how rich those AARP members are.) Betty is 89, but nothing about her seems old and boring. I only hope I'd one-third as awesome by the time AARP starts harassing me to join.

Here's a none-too-subtle commercial for Bud Light Lime's UFC sponsorship, in which UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste rolls around in a bunch of limes without a top on, squirting juice on herself and professing her love of "a good submission" and "a guy that can go more than one round." What is she talking about? Oh, UFC 132, happening July 2 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. The ad is billed as the "ultimate fantasy." It might be, except it has Bud Light Lime in it, which is guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth. Via BuzzFeed.